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Sex is fun, sex is fun, sex is fun, and stuff. Is it more funner with one person, the same person, forever? Perhaps not. Think of all of the people and things you could share orgasms with, then just do him … or her.

fist
January 27, 2013

You Are Sex

“You are what you think about all day long.” – Dr. Robert Schuller Ah ha! You are “sex” right now, aren’t you? Naughty, and…

how to
December 26, 2012

How to …

… lose weight, make money, have lots of sex, and watch people fight. Browse lists of top books, movies, video games, and TV shows….

dreams
August 21, 2012

I had a dream … I think.

I found an odd combination of substances causes vivid dreams. Drink Coors Light and pina coladas in the hot desert sun while floating in…

sexual olympics
August 2, 2012

Sexual Olympics you should try tonight.

All right, folks, it’s time to spice up your love lives. Competition is exciting. Some of you may be too shy to have judges…

location
June 6, 2012

Fornication location, location, location.

Are things becoming bland in your relationship? Is sex usually horizontal and routine, instead of vertical and extreme? Fear not! You don’t need drugs…

cake
March 17, 2012

Love is a piece of cake.

The key to happiness: Don’t be needy or needed. Have you ever noticed that the most attractive people are independent? The people who need…

talk
February 13, 2012

Words to use between the sheets.

Are you a bedroom introvert or extrovert? I’m referring to verbal skills as opposed to oral or physical ones. If your partner is tossing…

December 27, 2011

Dear Philly: Why do men [fill in the blank]?

I realize it’s dangerous to post such questions on Facebook and Twitter because men are stupid, psycho, stalkers. So, you can post your question…

lineup
December 22, 2011

The debate about multiple partners.

When is it OK to have multiple sexual partners? I have a hard enough time finding one; that’s why I’m asking. I guess if…

telling
October 29, 2011

How can she tell if he really likes her?

This is a problem most women have, although few men do. Perhaps it’s because women have more to invest and lose … oh, and…

locked
September 22, 2011

Not Gonna Do It

Hank has been seeing Kim for a few weeks now. She wants to take it slowly. He wants sex, regardless of the complications it…

April 15, 2011

Meltdown

With Charlie Sheen’s meltdown hogging the headlines, I have to wonder if this is all clever manipulation by his team of publicists. If so,…

April 15, 2011

Bar Games

Whilst in my usual watering hole, I was let in on a little known secret about women. This, unlike many other secrets, disturbed me….

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