- tree inches or so of pepperoni–the thin dry stuff not the cheap shit, and don’t be a pussy and peel it
- two/tree eggs–me tree, you, I don’t know
- cube the fucking pepperoni, trow it in a pan, let ’em fry, flip the fuckers, don’t burn ’em, you should have a nice orange grease puddle
- crack and trow in de eggs, right wit de pepperoni, and grease
- smash de yolks then flip dat shit over for a few seconds
- slide it onto a plate and mangia
- don’t forget to turn the heat off or you set off the fucking smoke alarm
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