Also known as Ice Box Cake, I could eat a whole pan of this in one night … then hate myself even more.
Make sure you have a square glass lasagna pan. If you don’t, go buy a fucking cake pop at Starbucks. If you do, hit the grocery store and pick up bananas, graham crackers, vanilla pudding, and chocolate pudding.
Simple steps, even a dumb shit like me could follow:
- Line the bottom of the pan with graham crackers. No, don’t fucking crumble them.
- Cover it with thinly-sliced bananas. (Bananas are fucking good for you. Do it.)
- Pour chocolate pudding over them.
- Make another layer of graham crackers, then sliced bananas.
- Pour vanilla pudding over that layer.
- Crumble up some graham crackers and sprinkle the little shits over the top.
- Foil that fucker and put it in the fridge.
- Tell your roommate you will impale him on a spike if he touches it.
- Wait a few hours, cut a square like you (or your mom) would cut lasagna, slap it on a plate, and start shoveling.
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